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Stuff Only Carrots Do

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Reads 15,873
Votes 809
Parts 35
Time 41m

harrytomlinsonx91

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Carrots are now your favorite vegetable, every pigeon you see becomes Kevin, you want to buy 'Meltdown' by Ben Elton just to read the "No!" Jimmy protested part, spoons have become the scariest thing EVER, Terrance isn't spelled with two r's anymore, and, instead of Christmas evening, you have Louis' birthday in your calendar.          And that is just some of the Stuff Only Carrots DoAll Rights Reserved

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Up All Night ➸ One Direction [ EDITING as of June 2020 ] by Carefree2222

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Texting One Direction (Completed) cover

My One Direction experience (SEQUEL) cover

One Direction Imagines cover

I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food

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