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Stuff Only Carrots Do

harrytomlinsonx91

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Reads 15,851
Votes 809
Parts 35
Time 41m

harrytomlinsonx91

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Carrots are now your favorite vegetable, every pigeon you see becomes Kevin, you want to buy 'Meltdown' by Ben Elton just to read the "No!" Jimmy protested part, spoons have become the scariest thing EVER, Terrance isn't spelled with two r's anymore, and, instead of Christmas evening, you have Louis' birthday in your calendar.          And that is just some of the Stuff Only Carrots DoAll Rights Reserved

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