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►Jokes◄
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Goro_Akechi
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Goro_Akechi
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Feb 26, 2014
All Rights Reserved
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Table of contents
Introduction
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Money
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
In event of a fire
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Go to hell.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
You took me with you....
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Rough draft
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Suspended.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Sorry, Wrong number.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
We are never ever getting back together.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Animal Planet
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Braces
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
All ducks, Idiot.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Hockey
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
My mom once forgot me...
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
I Surf ;)
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
I want a dragon.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Listing things we can cheat on.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Still No Change.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Hi Mega-bestfriend :D
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
You can't make jokes.
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
No one runs in your family!
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Poof!
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
Please Hold.
Mon, Mar 3, 2014
The calander
Mon, Mar 3, 2014
Is monopoly money Ok?
Mon, Mar 3, 2014
Eenie Meanie miney mo
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Maths Problem.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Feel like a hero
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
So, what's the emergency?
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Embrace your mistakes.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
SPONGEBOB! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Failed to educate me.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Trying to look like you.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Having more fun than me.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
I'm over here, dad!
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
"Hello?"
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Forever alone.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
My basic day at school.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Nacho cheese
Thu, Mar 20, 2014
Crayons.
Thu, Mar 20, 2014
High-five!
Thu, Mar 20, 2014
Love.
Thu, Mar 20, 2014
Long-distance relationship
Thu, Mar 20, 2014
Homework
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
Only a genius...
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
WHAT IS MY MISSION?! :D
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
I got detention :/
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
I don't know.
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
Dear algebra,
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
Maths book.
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
Under the blanket.
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
Disneyland.
Fri, Mar 21, 2014
Candy.
Sun, Mar 23, 2014
Test.
Sun, Mar 23, 2014
How do I look???
Thu, Apr 3, 2014
Sexy
Thu, Apr 3, 2014
The alphabet
Thu, Apr 3, 2014
A carpet for 5 please :D
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
Parents Logic
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
You wear pants, don't you?
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
Oh, It was just the fish.
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
Seafood diet.
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
The principle is so dumb.
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
NO! DON'T DO IT!!!
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
Why are you so quiet?
Fri, Apr 4, 2014
Hold My Cupcake.
Sat, Apr 5, 2014
Every corner of the earth
Sat, Apr 5, 2014
IPaid
Sat, Apr 5, 2014
I Speak cat!
Sat, Apr 5, 2014
Trust issues
Sat, Apr 5, 2014
You'll have to...
Fri, Apr 11, 2014
A Drinking problem.
Fri, Apr 11, 2014
Kill people with kindness
Fri, Apr 11, 2014
No, but did you know...
Fri, Apr 11, 2014
Ask this!
Fri, Apr 11, 2014
They'd bring you back
Mon, Apr 14, 2014
I'm four.
Sat, May 17, 2014
You couldn't handle me.
Sat, May 17, 2014
Spreading rumours
Sat, May 17, 2014
Changes the lock
Sat, May 17, 2014
There was no mat.
Sat, May 17, 2014
Subjects.
Sat, May 17, 2014
Not a joke - an update
Sat, Mar 21, 2015
Beauty and the beast.
Sun, Mar 22, 2015
Fell from heaven
Sun, Mar 22, 2015
Mcdonalds
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
Apple juice
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
No feelings.
Mon, Apr 6, 2015
Facebook
Wed, Apr 8, 2015
My Boyfriend
Fri, Apr 10, 2015
Put the H in Hot
Sat, Apr 11, 2015
Gardening Facts
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Skinny
Mon, Apr 13, 2015
Dentist
Tue, Apr 14, 2015
Monday
Wed, Apr 15, 2015
Karma
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Jail
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Fangirls.
Fri, Apr 17, 2015
Beach body
Fri, Apr 17, 2015
Middle finger
Fri, Apr 17, 2015
The queen
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
A dictionary
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Hush little laptop
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Medicine
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Not you. Go away.
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Take a picture
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Pregnant
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
MOM I'M PREGNANT!!
Tue, Apr 21, 2015
I kinda like this girl...
Tue, Apr 21, 2015
I am the fruit Ninja!
Wed, Apr 22, 2015
I'll take my fist...
Wed, Apr 22, 2015
Where do you live?
Wed, Apr 22, 2015
My mom
Thu, Apr 23, 2015
Stand up
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Lazy Fact
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Lol
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Homework
Sat, Apr 25, 2015
Studying
Sat, Apr 25, 2015
What day is it?
Sat, Apr 25, 2015
For BIG Mistakes
Sat, Apr 25, 2015
Come and catch me.
Sat, Apr 25, 2015
HOW DARE YOU
Sun, Apr 26, 2015
You'll get many.
Tue, Apr 28, 2015
Test
Thu, Apr 30, 2015
Impossibilities
Sun, May 3, 2015
Arrange the alphabet
Sun, May 3, 2015
Microwave
Tue, May 19, 2015
Chamber of secrets.
Tue, May 19, 2015
Visually Impaired
Tue, May 19, 2015
Babies
Fri, May 22, 2015
A balanced diet
Fri, May 22, 2015
Clean your room
Fri, May 22, 2015
Make your bed
Fri, May 22, 2015
Sorry
Fri, May 22, 2015
Your ex is cute
Sat, May 23, 2015
Sugar is sweet
Sat, May 23, 2015
Miracle
Sat, May 23, 2015
The view
Sat, May 23, 2015
Shirt
Sun, May 24, 2015
Chinese
Sun, May 24, 2015
Peter Pan
Sun, May 24, 2015
To do list
Wed, May 27, 2015
Homework!
Wed, May 27, 2015
Give me patience
Wed, May 27, 2015
Brazilian
Sat, May 30, 2015
Jesus
Sat, May 30, 2015
Mcdonalds
Sun, Jun 7, 2015
Tickles
Sun, Jun 7, 2015
Study Tip
Sun, Jun 7, 2015
Luggage
Sun, Jun 7, 2015
Potato
Sat, Jun 27, 2015
They said
Sat, Jun 27, 2015
Hoe don't do it
Sat, Jun 27, 2015
Butt
Sat, Jun 27, 2015
Special someone
Sat, Jun 27, 2015
Pros and cons
Sun, Jun 28, 2015
Gorgeous girls
Sun, Jun 28, 2015
Low prices
Tue, Jun 30, 2015
Insult
Tue, Jun 30, 2015
Forget me
Wed, Jul 1, 2015
OPEN THE DOOR!
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
Yeah, I am.
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
Okay, I'll ask your sister.
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
Bad boys
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
On a diet
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
The sun of my life
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Sneeze
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
A dead bird
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Smart
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Rainbow road
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Jealous
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Running
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Nah, Im good.
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Ugly
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
I got a boyfriend!
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Essay
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
I got your nose!
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Liessss!
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Christmas has been cancelled
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Snapchat
Sat, Jul 4, 2015
Slinky's
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Computer games
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Drugs
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Fleas
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Speeding
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Cornflake
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
A teacher
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Lemons
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Bus driver
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Hi mom
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Please take a seat.
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Duck, duck, goose!
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Model
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Siblings
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Scooby Doo
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Hell
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Left handed
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Bones
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Mirrors
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Hole
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Light
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Gift
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Past tense
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Sense of humour
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Island
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Comfortable
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Forget
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
A thought
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Brain
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
ABCDEFGHIJK
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Her side of the family
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Mirrors
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
Tell them
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
Why are you home so early?
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
Are you always this stupid?
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
Accidents
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
Opposites attract
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
I don't mind
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
Weakness
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
How did you get here?
Wed, Jan 13, 2016
An organization
Sat, Jan 16, 2016
A frog's car
Sat, Jan 16, 2016
Awake
Tue, Feb 9, 2016
Calendar
Tue, Feb 9, 2016
Low mark
Tue, Feb 9, 2016
Whatever Mom says.
Tue, Feb 9, 2016
90 degrees
Tue, Feb 9, 2016
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