Dim's School Of The Real Sex and Stuff - Based on a Group Chat

Built on a sacred land that once stood as a temple, serving hilariousity with a pinch of offence, Dim's School Of The Real Sex and Stuff aimed to teach young students about human biology and how sex works - poorly. However, when the threat of the Irenian race aim to take the land and use it to exploit the minds of millions with feminism, it must take the minds of the students, a god, an ogre, a talking cat, a Pope sex robot, and the hopes of billions to defend the Atheist land against this threat, in order to keep Net Neutrality alive.
Starring these characters:
//ROBO POPE BITCH, Ancient messenger for DIMGOD, presently a teacher in the day, sex droid at night.
//DIMGOD, GOD OF FUCKS of the Ancient Era, Headteacher in the present
//RYLE, OWNER OF "hoes" (the soldiers), teacher in the present
//LORF, Servant to DIMGOD of the Ancient Era, lenin-esque student in the present.
//THE MUFFIN MAN, the temple elder, teacher in the present.
//Isaac, an ogre student at the school who partakes in creating memes in photoshop.
//SIR SAM-SAV, undercover inside Irenia, getting info for DIMGOD in the present era. Also supports UKIP
//Rebecca, a student at the school who gets along with mostly everyone.
//Kitty, the french witch of the temple in the ancient, talking cat with glasses in the present.
//TOBIAS, an immature 12 year old student who used to be the messenger of DIMGOD.
//GRAVY QUEEN, used to be the chef in the temple, now a female student part of BTS, a north-korean cult spreading propaganda through KPOP.
//IRENIA, feminist communist who loves Stalin, believes that net neutrality is a disease, and has an army of SJWs.