The Cheese Fic (Spoken By Daniel Howell)

So people want the cheese fic that Dan spoke about Phil on the gaming channel during gamingmas. The video was called "OUR SECRET FAN FICTIONS?! - Truth Bombs #2!". The first chapter is the direct caption of what Dan said. The second chapter is my edit and continuation of it. If we ever happen to find out Dan's real Wattpad and he uploads the whole thing, I will put it on here.