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Life Is A Bitch So Learn How To Fuck It
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RoxyUndead
Ongoing, First published Feb 27, 2014
adventureshumorromance
Roxy has been going through tough times ever since she started Middle School. She started her cycle and drama n bullying n relationships started. This story is about my life. I am Roxy but theres a twist to this. I change the story a bit and write down what i think would of happened if i didn't say or done what I did in my past.Hope you enjoy!  ~ RU.                             *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~   P.S. Im new to this!!
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