How to Catch A Cheater

"Hey there hotstuff!" I said while approaching the middle aged women with a smirk

She looks around clearly confused "Me?"

Honestly I can't blame her for being confused, I mean it's not everyday a hot, young, charming, and all-around sexy guy comes up to you...

Especially when you look like she did.

Oh don't look at me like that! You should see her! She has a beard for crying out loud!
Honestly I am just shocked she has a husband.

"I'm sorry I just had to know, are you a magician because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears. "

Slowly her lips tug up in what I can only assume she thinks is a seductive smile, when really it looks like she a creepy clown that acts friendly when really she has killed thousands of kids and there all in her closet.

Or something like that.

"Well if I didn't know any better, I would say you were flirting with me."

Where'd she get that idea? I resist the urge to roll my eyes and instead I respond with "You got that right, now what do you say you give me you're number and then maybe we can get to know each a little better, if you know what I mean..." Trailing off I slowly get closer and caressed her cheek

As my hands are on her cheek I feel something sticky and wet on her, slowly I take a quick glance at where my hand is and realize she has a big, greenish, yellowish, wet, booger right smack in the middle of her cheek

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I would just like to say a big thank you to @renesmeewolfe for helping me out with this book cover, if you ever need one be sure to go there!