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The Gambler, the Thief, and the Black-market Boss

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crackfic crime fanfiction hokage itachi itachiuchiha kakashi kakashi-sensei naruto narutofanfic narutouzumaki parody sakura sakuraharuno sasuke sasukeuchiha team7 teamseven

Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way.

Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. 

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Crack treated seriously!

[art by MayhW on DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/mayhw/art/Naruto-Team-7-724413733 ]All Rights Reserved

crackfic crime fanfiction hokage itachi itachiuchiha kakashi kakashi-sensei naruto narutofanfic narutouzumaki parody sakura sakuraharuno sasuke sasukeuchiha team7 teamseven

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The Student: A Naruto Fanfiction by jarodlikestowrite

On the night when Itachi Uchiha slaughters his clan, Naruto is beaten and tortured severely by the local villagers of the village. The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, comes up with a plan to get Naruto out of the village, and orders Itachi to train Naruto, but to send him back 2 weeks before the Genin Exams. Now, Naruto returns with two new goals in mind. Become Hokage. Protect Itachi's little sister, Sayuri Uchiha. Naruto x Sayuri (Fem!Sasuke) *Don't own picture* *Don't own Naruto....yet....*

The Baby Problem [sasusaku] by suqarr4men

"Sasuke didn't want to leave, didn't ever want to leave. So, he didn't. So, she didn't, either." After the war is over and after his jail time, Sasuke is ready to leave Konohagakure behind. After all, it was laced with bad memories and reminders of his past. When a curve ball in the form of a baby named Sanae is thrown at him, he knows nothing will be the same. But with the help of Team Seven, Sasuke will discover that he is capable of much more than he thought and, more importantly, that not every bond has to have a crack in it. [completed] [sasuke-centric] [sasusaku] [word count: 41,060]

For the Future, I Wish to Change the Past by SarcasticKitsune

The remains of the Fourth Shinobi War are three people. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. They are the only ones left. With his last strength, Naruto uses a Forbidden Technique he learnt when he was very young and sends them to the time when Team Minato was still alive. What happens next? Will they mange to save their friends, families and loved ones? And will they each find love for themselves? Join Team 7 as they laugh, cry, reunite, argue, destroy and give out heart attacks like candy. Okay, the last part maybe not so much, but you get what I mean! || Thank you @helloweirdstranger for the cover! || Created: 23rd January, 2017 Completed: 11th March, 2018

The Girl They Never Saw [Completed] by ohmyobsessions

[Completed] No one thought she would amount to anything. Sakura Haruno, the girl who came from a civilian family. Sakura Haruno, the average medic. Sakura Haruno, the pink-haired fangirl. Sakura, the weak. Sakura, the useless. Sakura, the girl they left behind. Sasuke Uchiha thought she was just another of his many fangirls. He thought she was the girl he knocked out and left on a park bench. He assumed she would be waiting for him when he came back. Naruto Uzimaki thought she was someone who needed protecting. He thought she couldn't keep up with him and Sasuke. He assumed that she wasn't capable of taking care of herself. Kakashi Hatake thought she was an average shinobi. Nothing special, no one to watch out for. He assumed that Sasuke and Naruto were more important. Tsunade Senju thought she was desperate. She thought that she needed training. She assumed that the girl would never excel in anything particular. Only Sakura knew the truth. She was a girl who had seen too much. She was a girl who had never lived up to her own expectations. She was a girl who pushed herself to the limit every single day. They underestimated her, and she destroyed them. Amazing cover and chapter headers by @RealityKeeper ❤️❤️❤️

Wait For Me °•✧ A Naruto Fanfiction ✧•° by serendipitysaudade

Naruto Uzumaki was the last survivor. Last. Madara had killed everyone, and got rid of everything. Nothing was left. Naruto is about to end it all, but when his trusty fox shows him a way to go back in time, and rewrite history, he realized, he had a way. A second chance to fix it all. Can he really do it? Could he perhaps fix everything? Could he save all the things he once held precious? °• Everything went wrong. Kakashi's dead. Sakura's dead. Sasuke's dead. Konoha's been destroyed. Naruto is about to end it all. What's there to live for? He needed a second chance. He °deserves° a second chance. That's exactly what he gets. A story where a war is won, but at what cost? If you don't like the way things turned out, you change it when you have the opportunity. •°

Naruto: Reunion - Discontinued by Yoshistar_Writes

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The horrible truth(will continue in the future) by mintyinoelleiangel

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$Forsaken {Book 1} by _Naomi_chan$

Forsake- to quit or leave entirely: Forsaken- abandoned or deserted. Naruto Namikaze, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno. Three members of team seven. Three strong ninja. Everything in their lives were fine when they were together. When they were alone things changed. Naruto has always been seen as the Fourth Hokage's Son. He wants to be known as Naruto Namikaze. The Konoha Twelve and their sensei's don't praise him as the Hokage's son. But when the truth about the nine tailed fox is discovered nine years after its sealing, Naruto isn't even recognized at all. Sasuke was always second. Second to be born. Second favorite. He was always behind his older brother. As the second son of the head of the clan, his father only wants the best of the best. And when Sasuke can't reach his brother's strength his father tries to arrange a marriage to send Sasuke away from the clan. Sakura was always picked on. Whether it be because of her big forehead, her pink hair, being called weak, or just being called useless. Sakura's parents disowned her and abused her because of her dream to become a ninja. Finally having enough of it Team Seven leaves Konoha. Book 1 of Team Seven Series. Book 2 : Elusive. I'm gonna say this now, I DO NOT own Naruto.

The Suspect: Sakura Of The Akatsuki by Myeongsun_95

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Bound By Darkness | Sasuke's Twin Sister by AngeryCloud

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