HotDogs: Joe Pesci Goes insane.
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  • Reads 40
  • Votes 1
  • Parts 1
  • Time 12m
Ongoing, First published Dec 09, 2017
The famous and legendary actor Joe Pesci goes crazy over hotdogs. 

If you don't know who Joe Pesci is, go and look him up then come back. (Best read in his voice.) 

Reviews:

"10/10" -IGN

"Worse thing I've ever read." -Rotten Tomatoes.

"Literally want to punch this dude in his stupid face." -NY Times.

"Who is this guy? I want to talk to him with my fist." -Joe Pesci.

"This work will bring the end of days." -Priest at my church.

"This is what you do on your free time?"- My mom. 

"Get out of my office with this shit!" -All movie producers I've met with.
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