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- Parts 51
- Time 5h 32m
Complete, First published Dec 09, 2017
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 ❛fuck you, simpson!❜ ❛my pleasure, babe❜ © hairtoolongAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- ✦prefaceSun, Aug 19, 2018
- one - "i wish i let my mum stay"Sun, Aug 19, 2018
- two - "youre like squidward rude"Fri, Aug 24, 2018
- three - "ill crawl my fist up your ass"Sun, Aug 26, 2018
- four - "the eight rules of fight club"Mon, Aug 27, 2018
- five - "bibbity bobbity back the fuck up"Tue, Aug 28, 2018
- six - "wham bam thank you maam"Wed, Aug 29, 2018
- seven - "the biggest arsehole after theresa may"Thu, Aug 30, 2018
- eight - "reincarnated as a blotchy rock"Fri, Aug 31, 2018
- nine - "it feels stuffy in here"Sat, Sep 1, 2018
- ten - "you need therapy"Sun, Sep 2, 2018
- eleven - "fart on the food"Mon, Sep 3, 2018
- twelve - "ill fucking kill you"Mon, Sep 3, 2018
- thirteen - "not gonna be hard to stay away"Tue, Sep 4, 2018
- fourteen - "theyre called sentence enhancers"Tue, Sep 4, 2018
- fifteen - "youre like that in the bedroom"Wed, Sep 5, 2018
- sixteen - "ive got magical hands"Thu, Sep 6, 2018
- seventeen - "hawaiian pizza kinda person"Sat, Sep 8, 2018
- eighteen - "its just a coping mechanism"Sat, Sep 8, 2018
- nineteen - "i wont have to kill you"Sat, Sep 8, 2018
- twenty - "she has to leave"Sun, Sep 9, 2018
- twenty one - "didnt last long"Sun, Sep 9, 2018
- twenty two - "youre harder to kidnap"Tue, Sep 11, 2018
- twenty three - "fake ass moustache"Wed, Sep 12, 2018
- twenty four - "i just revealed all of the governments secrets"Fri, Sep 14, 2018
- twenty five - "you and brad were all snug"Mon, Sep 17, 2018
- twenty six - "a leash is probably more efficient"Tue, Sep 18, 2018
- twenty seven - "anything for you to come"Wed, Sep 19, 2018
- twenty eight - "i should get you a trampoline"Thu, Sep 20, 2018
- twenty nine - "no shit sherlock"Fri, Sep 21, 2018
- thirty - "painting your fucking face across the concrete"Sat, Sep 22, 2018
- thirty one - "im so so sorry"Sun, Sep 23, 2018
- thirty two - "vamps arent scary"Mon, Sep 24, 2018
- thirty three - "ill pay you to be my stripper"Tue, Sep 25, 2018
- thirty four - "youre so in love"Wed, Sep 26, 2018
- thirty five - "you couldve given me a blow job"Thu, Sep 27, 2018
- thirty six - "tickety-ted the time telling bitch"Fri, Sep 28, 2018
- thirty seven - "you have a comeback for everything"Sat, Sep 29, 2018
- thirty eight - "i have that affect"Sun, Sep 30, 2018
- thirty nine - "oi oi saveloy"Sun, Sep 30, 2018
- forty - "stop staring you horny fucker"Mon, Oct 1, 2018
- forty one - "shes been playing hard to get"Mon, Oct 1, 2018
- forty two - "please come back"Tue, Oct 2, 2018
- forty three - "are you fucking shitting on my bed"Tue, Oct 2, 2018
- forty four - "im not expecting you to forgive me"Wed, Oct 3, 2018
- forty five - "youre so bloody stupid"Thu, Oct 4, 2018
- forty six - "the beds too comfortable"Fri, Oct 5, 2018
- forty seven - "god knows youre worth it"Sat, Oct 6, 2018
- forty eight - "queen of mario kart"Sun, Oct 7, 2018
- forty nine - "always gonna be my number one"Sun, Oct 7, 2018
- epilogue - "the final chapter"Mon, Oct 8, 2018
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