FANFACTION (WARNING: REALLY GOOD PLS READ)

my name is maverick. i sat up in my chair starring at my orenge wall. i tood up and looked at amelia. mave looked over at osomatsu and smiled ''you're hot.'' mave says. ''ty'' oso says. ''np hottie, pls date me'' mave says. ''ok! sonds like a plan! let's go to a starbucks place to clebarte our relatasion ship.'' oso says. ''ok hottie let's go.'' mave says. they walked to starbucks. mave bught a unicorn frappouchunio.oso buys a frappouchunio but not the unicorn one. ''I love you mave, thanks for asking me to date you, you are relly nice'' oso says. ''Np hottie. you r relly hot so i wantd to date you, and your eyes are like min'' mave says. oso bites maves neck ''die you peanut'' oso says. ''no1'' mave scremed. mave layd on the flor dead. oso lauphed and walkd to todo. oso kiszed todo. they made out. the end