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Just Doing My Job, Sir

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"Sir, please attempt to focus on the plan-"

"No! I don't see the point! It's too complicated! Why do I have to sneak 
around like a twerp? Why can't I just, I don't know, charge the jail full-on? 
The police can't kill me!"

Mortimer Graves, full-time professional Private Villain Planning Consultant (PVPC),
sighed heavily. This particular client, a person (for lack of a better word) of
few logical brain cells, wanted to break his brother (who hadn't many 
brain cells either) out of jail. This was a difficult plan, not made any easier
by the client's insistence of his supposed immortality and high pain 
resistance. 

"Mr. Kyrise, I'm just trying to do my job. Please consider my plan layout before 
advancing on the police, or they'll land you in jail alongside your brother."All Rights Reserved

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