Eat Some Baked Ziti (A Creepypasta Fanfiction)

Meet Booty Butt. He's an illegal alien that crash landed into America in 2016 and he has no idea where the fuck he is. Being illegal and all, he's constantly on the run from cops (for some reason). The cops always chase his ass into this forest though, where countless assholes in sweaters try to beat him up too.

Weird-

Anyways, Booty Butt needs to find his way back home. But how can he find it... WHEN HE CAN'T even remEMbEr his OwN NaaaaaaAAMe??? whoooooOoOoOooOoOoO! -ghost noises-

All he knows is that ass can shoot 50g of spaghetti and he can sneeze up to a mile of crap.

Yes- This guy, Booty Butt, is probably the best character you could ever hope for in post-apocalypse America, where the orange cheeto has yet to build THE WALL.

Will Booty Butt ever manage to escape from Amurica? Or will his super abilities lead him into a life of crime and botched eyelid surgery?

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I'm too lazy to update all my other fanfictions, so here's this tomfuckery. You're not welcome.