My Mate Can't be a Bird! (I swear I'm not into that kind of stuff) - Zaryn under starlight - Wattpad

My Mate Can't be a Bird! (I swear I'm not into that kind of stuff)

Amel_under_starlight

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Parts 23
Time 2h 20m

Amel_under_starlight

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Aelin and Rowan know they're mates the moment they meet. Well, sort of. It's...complicated. 

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"You," She slurred her words, pointing to the hawk with her empty wine bottle, "you're-but-" 

Calaena was drunk and confused after the mating bond made itself clear, which was what she'd blame her next words and actions on. 

"I swear I'm not into birds or dogs or any other animals. I mean like f**** how'd that even work with a rutting bird oh rutting gods the logistics are mother******** insane I don't even want to think about-"

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Maeve waggled her eyebrows, "Ohhh, have you and Rowan been...busy? Making pretty babies I see?"

Her smrik could not hide the perverted, greedy gleam in her soulless eyes as she winked salaciously. "Darling neice, you must let me see them when the time comes." 

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Part crackfic, part not-so-crackfic, this HOF AU answers the question : What if Aelin and Rowan knew they were mates from the start? 

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Highest ranks: #1 Throne of Glass, #1 Aelin, #1 Celaena, #1 Heir of Fire,  #53 Fae
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This is a Throne of Glass AU.




Updates every Sunday. Next update (est.):  16th August 2020.All Rights Reserved

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Wildfire and Stars Eternal by BeautyBeastRose

[SEQUEL TO CURSEBREAKER AND FIREHEART] The gods have returned, and they are out for blood. With the Queen of Terrasen missing in action, Feyre Archeron takes matters into her own hands. To defeat this enemy, Feyre knows she'll need all the help she can get, which means finding out what happened to the Queen and her mate. And so Feyre desperately delves deeper into the coming fight, trying to make sense of this new threat and how she can defeat it. But things aren't always what they seem. As every secret and hidden truth is finally laid bare and the battle for her world approaches, Feyre must learn an important lesson. Nothing lasts forever, not even for the Fae. If they win, and everything is returned to its rightful state... she will have to say goodbye to the fiery Queen of Terrasen, forever. (This is set after the events of ACOFAS and Kingdom of Ash! [And my own first fanfiction] I recommend FINISHING both series before reading this, as there will be spoilers!!) (All creation rights to Sarah J Maas, I did not create these stories, it's only fanfiction, the only thing that's mine is the idea to write this!!) Cover art by Merwild, edited by me! :) Impressive Acheivments: Number 1 spot in #empireofstorms Number 1 spot in #aelingalathynius Number 3 spot in #acourtofthornsandroses

A whole new world (ToG/ACOTAR crossover) by evie_y

A year after Aelin awakes to find her home covered in kingsflame, she and the co have finally met up again all together in Terrasen. However, when a pulse of power radiates through her country and knocks an unsuspecting Dorian and herself out, they decided to investigate the source, and postpone the greetings. What they find out might just change their world (and perhaps another one as well) forever. This is obviously a ToG/ACOTAR crossover haha, but WARNING; just a spoiler alert, if you haven't read KoA or ACOFAS you should probably go finish those! My book takes place after them, and I honestly can't compare to the real genius behind these worlds (shout out sjmaas), so go and (sob, laugh, smile) read those two before (hopefully!) reading this. (also huuuge credit to all the amazing artists who created the pictures both on the cover of this book and in each chapter. their work is so incredible-i wish i could make art like that)

Cursebreaker and Fireheart by BeautyBeastRose

Feyre Archeron, High Lady of the Night Court, is one step away from a secret. Aelin Galathynius, Queen of Terrasen, is one step away from the truth. A dark force has entered Terrasen. It threatens everything Aelin holds dear, and soon it becomes clear she cannot stop it alone. In a desperate attempt to save her world, Aelin looks for help in an unexpected place. She travels to a land much like her own, one she remembers from her fall through worlds while sealing the Lock. She's sure that if she can locate the winged male who helped her return home, he will help her again. She just needs to find him... (Contains spoilers for ACOWAR, ACOFAS, and Kingdom of Ash! Do not read if you haven't FINISHED both series yet!) (All creation rights to Sarah J. Maas! I did not create this world, this is only a fanfiction! The books are MUCH better!) Cover art by Merwild, edited by me! :) Impressive Acheivments: Number 1 spot in #feysand Number 1 spot in #celaenasardothien Number 1 spot in #kingdomofash Number 1 spot in #aelingalathynius Number 1 spot in #rowaelin Number 1 spot in #sarahjmaas

The Lost Heir by thatrandoperson

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All Things Wild and Beautiful by LeeraIvy

Several months have passed, following the War with the Valg. Fenrys Moonbeam is slowly settling into his new role as the Ambassador of Terrasen, while his friends and allies set to work strengthening their lands. It seems that Terrasen has finally reached an era of peace, but peace can only last for so long. One Lady is missing from Aelin's Court, and the people in the city of Arcelia are demanding her return. If Nascha Makatza does not claim her birthright, her people will declare a civil war. They will attempt to secede from Terrasen and create their own kingdom, claiming the Anascaul Mountains as their territory. It is up to Fenrys to help his Queen and Court find the rogue Lady and convince her to accept her role in the new world, but that may prove more difficult than he could ever imagine. Disclaimer: I do not own the TOG series or the characters and places therein. I take credit only for this story and my original characters. This story takes place several months after Kingdom of Ash. Warning: This book, while being a work of fiction, still deals with real elements. There will be chapters dealing with sexual content, rape, abuse, depression, gore, PTSD, and other topics which some might find triggering. Completed December 9, 2021 My TOG FanFiction Duology: 1) All Things Wild and Beautiful 2) Bonds of Light and Fire *UNSOLICITED CRITICS MAY BE MUTED* see bio

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Mafia AU ToG by GoldrynGalathynius

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