Into the Darkest part of the Woods

So this bitch..... no I'm just kidding but you do know that a story is gonna be good when it starts off with something like that. But anyway, my name is Aden Everlyn and I am seventeen years old. You see, people have some crazy ass stories to tell. For example, say your friend walked in on their mom doing the fuckin macorina on the toilet. Now, my story is crazy, but it's not fuckin ridiculous. But anyway, I would tell you a little about the story itself, but I'm not a spoiler, and plus, I want the whole thing to be a total surprise. Also there are actually smart people out there in the world, who actually look back at the description and then they'll be like, "Holy shit! This is the part where Eloise has to cut her fuckin leg off because she got bit by that dumb ass zombie! You see, it's right here in the description, '....But later on in the zombie apocolypes, Eloise must remove her leg after being bit by a zombie, so she won't turn...'." You see?! Read it. Enjoy it. Eat it. Do whatever you want with it. But mostly enjoy it.

(WARNING: There are NO zombies in the following story. Sorry to disappoint you zombie loving freaks.)