My Hooman

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
I'm Max and My hooman is over there. He seems lonely recently. I feel bad.
My hooman is small and sixteen, as well as male.
My hooman needs a mate!
I'm going to find my hooman a mate!
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A book in the perspective of a dog with his owner being sad. He goes to great lengths to try and make his human happy, coming up to the conclusion that he needs a mate. Max, the dog, is a West Highland White Terrier who is spunky and caring. Follow him as he tries to make his owner, Thomas, happy.
All improper and childish grammar is on purpose.
Warning: Mentions of Homosexuals and death