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The Thirty Something Snap

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Reads 260
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Parts 14
Time 3h 9m

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Thirty-nine year old Howard Perkins is a public relations agent living on Long Island and working in New York City. As a divorced man nearing forty years old he makes an observation about himself, and other 'thirty-somethings', that the end of the thirties brings panic that manifests in uncharacteristic behaviors. For Howard, his friends, and his old band mates, those behaviors run the gamut of everything from the reunion of a rock band, a visit to a nudist resort, a visit to a peep show, and even falling in love.All Rights Reserved

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Lost love by mfjazzy

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Things To Say Before I Go by storyteller2196

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Redemption by caughtinthewind

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Female Joker

in a alternate reality, Artis Fleck, is a 34 year old women, she's never been happy, she can't remember one happy moment on her life. she lives with her mom, after getting out of Arkham, she'd rather live there than out in the streets. She works at a small building called HaHa's in hopes it will help her situation to be a comedian. But to make it worse, she has a condition that causes her to laughed when she's nervous, uncomfortable, or not to match her emotions, but it's sometimes and act, for her clown Carnival. And of course this triggers other people and makes then think shes a freak, but if course being different can cause a lot of problems. But after weeks of abuse she snaps, and kills three men on a train. She needs to figure out what her purpose is, make people laugh? No, make people pay. So I wouldn't laugh at this Clown, because it might just end..... Deadly. She wants to make people happy, to be a comedian, but it's hard when all people do is laugh at you, instead of you making them laugh This story contains language, I but of crazy ness, Partly LGBT, a perfect beautiful clown, and I bit of gore Just a sliver, I promise. THIS IS NOT A SMUT .. Injoy, love bugs .