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The Thirty Something Snap

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Thirty-nine year old Howard Perkins is a public relations agent living on Long Island and working in New York City. As a divorced man nearing forty years old he makes an observation about himself, and other 'thirty-somethings', that the end of the thirties brings panic that manifests in uncharacteristic behaviors. For Howard, his friends, and his old band mates, those behaviors run the gamut of everything from the reunion of a rock band, a visit to a nudist resort, a visit to a peep show, and even falling in love.All Rights Reserved

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Lost love by mfjazzy

Carmella living in London with her abusive step dad thinking life could not get any worse after her mum died the only person she thought every truly loved her that is until she founds out she has 6 older brothers willing to take her all the way to New York after her step dad ran off without a trace Carmella scared to let anyone close to her heart again must hide her traumatic past so she could have a chance at having a real family again. not knowing the secrets she would find out along the way #1 in longlostsiblings #1 In anxious

Things To Say Before I Go by storyteller2196

Jess Haynes has it all (or so she thinks). She's got a boyfriend of four years, a house in Lower Manhattan that she really loves, a stable job that may not be the most interesting in the world, but it pays the bills, and she's living and breathing. But when things slowly start to fall apart in her "perfect" world, Jess realizes she was never really happy to begin with. Nate King is a completely different story. He lives in a pretty basic apartment with his best friend, Mark. He tried tons of jobs out of college, but nothing stuck. Now, he spends every day going to the gym, eating and watching television, same shit, different day. And he's tired of it. He wants something new in his life, something exciting. When Nate finally gets a job on the tenth floor of a legal company, a simple glance out the window could lead to the very the both of them are looking for.

Celadon Bay - Book One by CeladonBayStories

FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD John Foster is a loner, and that's just the way he likes it. If you lay low and keep quiet, there's not likely to be any drama or chaos to complicate your life. But when John's parents move the family from Sunset Central to the beach town of Celadon Bay, his once quiet and familiar world is suddenly anything but! To add insult to injury, the family must bunk in with John's Aunt Sugar and Uncle Owen-parents of his infamous cousin, Martin-a boy with whom John, (much to his chagrin) must share a room. Martin is everything John is not: extroverted, opinionated, fearless, and most notably, a terrible teenage womanizer! How is this ever going to work? Factor in a little rule breaking, an impromptu adventure or two, some miscommunication, and a whole lot of girls, and poor John is the proverbial 'fish-out-of-water' on the shores of this unfamiliar beach town. But things aren't always as they seem, and, as John is about to discover, people can be full of surprises; even the ones you thought you had all figured out. And sometimes, getting pushed way out of your comfort zone can prove to be life-changing. CELADON BAY is a tender coming-of-age story-one featuring an unlikely friendship, a lot of self-discovery, and the heartfelt and all-encompassing bloom of first love. Ultimately, it's a story that centres around that age-old expression, "Nice guys finish last." Wait... do they?

The Doctor's Assistant by AtlasPyro

Have you ever felt so unimaginably lonely? Ever wanted to end your life because things have gotten so unbelievably horrible? Parents misunderstanding you? Pressure too much amongst your daily stresses? Do not fret, just walk to the back alley behind Maple View Memorial Hospital. Walk down the creaking metal steps, knock a few times on the wooden door and the doctor will handle the rest. These were some of the things Elliot heard being whispered at the weekly depression seminars. They were dying for a way out, a way out of life. A way that didn't involve hanging in the kitchen before the movers showed up. With mom and dad dead from a car crash a few weeks prior, and zero friends to acknowledge their absence, Elliot decides to visit the doctor. But is it more than what they bargained for?

Female Joker by Clementine_Everett_

in a alternate reality, Artis Fleck, is a 34 year old women, she's never been happy, she can't remember one happy moment on her life. she lives with her mom, after getting out of Arkham, she'd rather live there than out in the streets. She works at a small building called HaHa's in hopes it will help her situation to be a comedian. But to make it worse, she has a condition that causes her to laughed when she's nervous, uncomfortable, or not to match her emotions, but it's sometimes and act, for her clown Carnival. And of course this triggers other people and makes then think shes a freak, but if course being different can cause a lot of problems. But after weeks of abuse she snaps, and kills three men on a train. She needs to figure out what her purpose is, make people laugh? No, make people pay. So I wouldn't laugh at this Clown, because it might just end..... Deadly. She wants to make people happy, to be a comedian, but it's hard when all people do is laugh at you, instead of you making them laugh This story contains language, I but of crazy ness, Partly LGBT, a perfect beautiful clown, and I bit of gore Just a sliver, I promise. THIS IS NOT A SMUT .. Injoy, love bugs .

Better Than The Movies by HeluheluLove

In this world, there are some people who get their happily ever afters and others who don't. Those who get their magical fairytale romance, cherish it for as long as it lasts while the others never get to enjoy the wonders of a fairytale. Instead, they are forced to stay inside their hopeless reality and grow old thinking about what they did to deserve never getting their once upon a time. I think those are the ones who wanted it bad enough. They craved a fairytale more than life itself. Devoted their lives to Disney movies and romance books just to be let down by the real world. I think I'm destined to be one of those people. Then he showed up. And fucked up everything I thought I knew.

♡ The Ruins of Dawn ♡ by evie44c

Since forever it's always just been 13 year old Amelie and her Mum. They may not have been rich in money but they were rich in happiness and they were really close. Everything changes when Amelie's mum gets married to a rich guy she supposedly met at a pub, their lives are flipped upside down and Amelie is forced to move away from the home she knows and loves to New York to move in with him and his 5 sons- soon to be step brothers. How will Amelie cope when she starts to lose her mum to money and alcohol altogether? Will all the lies and harsh truths break her and make suffer alone or will she manage to find comfort in her 5 new Step - Brothers?

Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ by HappyEndingWriter

Dys • ar • thri • a difficult or unclear articulation speech that is otherwise linguistically normal - Doubt it? How do you know this blossoming friendship won't turn into something more? Cuz that kind of stuff only happens in Wattpad books. Someone texting or calling the wrong number, they fall in love, meet in person, confess their undying love for each other, happily ever after, the end. Too cliché. Even for me. - Gracie Summers was born with a brain injury which led to dysarthria. She hardly every spoke to anyone outside her family, and even then, she used short sentences. When she receives a text from the wrong number, will she develop feelings for him or succumb to the threats from the girl whose number he was supposed to text that night? {EDITED COMPLETE BY ME / @JULIE_PROOFEDIT } Word count // 20,000 Word count (after editing) // 50,000+ #15 / 26.1K stories in 'truestory' tag {7/21/2022} #1 / 44.5K stories in 'nonfiction' tag {5/17/22} #1 / 302K stories in 'shortstory' tag {5/27/22} #1 / 168K stories in 'call' tag {8/6/22} #1 / 132K stories in 'short' tag {6/8/22} #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories 'funny' tag {7/22/24}

Redemption by caughtinthewind

When people say you never know what you have until it's gone, they really do mean it. For Andy Edwards, she's been through enough in her lifetime to know that she can't always get what she wants. Life just keeps throwing her curveballs and there are only so many that she can hit. Her journey is only just starting and she might even fall in love. Only time will tell. She wasn't the type of woman to need a knight in shining whatever, but sometimes, a woman needs to be saved. Especially when she's dealing with a cynical mother, a crazy step-sister, and an ex. But, someone might just come along to make everything seem less torturous for her.

Another Man's Treasure by Mechalen

"You've become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no idea how to respond." He says taking a step closer to me. I frown. "So, it's my fault? That I'm to blame for being damaged?" "No, it's not your fault at all, but it is your fault for believing you don't deserve better. That you don't deserve to be happy." Nathan looks away from my eyes, inhaling. "Maybe the little things that you consider your weakness are actually the things that people treasure most about you. Maybe you hate that you care too much...or that you wear your heart on your sleeve. But seriously, some people think that's the best damn thing about you. We all have different little things that make up who we are, we don't need to change those things, but we can choose who we share them with." "What are you saying?" Now so close to me, he places his palm on my cheek, and whispers. "You're treasure, Madison...I hope you realize that." ________ Nathan Lane a Billionaire heartthrob who has everything in his life. Money, fame and power. Except he keeps some secrets of his own. This persona he puts on for the world to see is not what he truly wants. But all of that changes when he meets the lovely Madison Monroe. Madison Monroe has always been too soft for her own good, but life takes a drastic turn when unexpected things happens to her. Now she has to pick herself up from the ashes, but she doesn't believe she deserves forgiveness. She doesn't know what to do, until she meets Nathan Lane in a very not so sober way. But both of them don't know that they share a similar past. The Universe played it's game and tied them together. Maybe they are destined to be together... Who knows? Read more to find out what happens in Another Man's Treasure. _________ This book contains Mature content so please be 18+. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. This story is based on my imagination and is my own ideas. Thank you.

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Lost love cover

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The Doctor's Assistant cover

Female Joker cover

Better Than The Movies cover

♡ The Ruins of Dawn ♡ cover

Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ cover

Redemption cover

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Lost love

Carmella living in London with her abusive step dad thinking life could not get any worse after her mum died the only person she thought every truly loved her that is until she founds out she has 6 older brothers willing to take her all the way to New York after her step dad ran off without a trace Carmella scared to let anyone close to her heart again must hide her traumatic past so she could have a chance at having a real family again. not knowing the secrets she would find out along the way #1 in longlostsiblings #1 In anxious