The Best Fanfiction Ever Created In The History Of the World

Jeremy Sumpter is the most dreamy person in the entire world. But what happens when Logan Lerman steps onto the scene. I'll tell you what, A really weird love triangle forms. Maria has to choose between the two, but does she know they really love her? Deep secrets will be revealed and dark stories untold will be brought to light.

Then when there's a murder, who does Maria trust? Logan or Jeremy? Is Maria herself the prime suspect?

I refuse to revise this.

(Disclaimer: this story is sort of like a parody to typical fanfic and sort of how I imagine fanfic should be. So keep in mind that all of these characters are fictional and any relation to a person in real life is entirely coincidence. This story is a wonderful, beautiful joke. Get over it.)