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Meeting Seth Woods

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I woke up in the morning with a killer hangover. I was on a bed that I've never seen before and I was starting to freak out.

Where the heck am I?!

I was looking around the room but stopped when I saw a boy sleeping right next to me. More specifically, Seth. And he was shirtless. I quickly closed my eyes and tried to calm down.

"You're just dreaming, Ellie. None of this is real. When you open your eyes, you'll be in your room dreaming about unicorns and ice cream. This is all just a dream and he's not really here." I whispered, letting out a nervous chuckle.

"Why are you talking to yourself?"

I immediately opened my eyes and turned my head slowly, finding myself inches away from Seth's face.

And that's when I screamed.

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Warning: I am a very shitty writer (excuse my French) so this book may be really cringey and cliché. I just made this because I had nothing better to do with my life. Mkay, bye!All Rights Reserved

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