A Series Of Unfortunate Events ~ Book The First

Dear Reader,

I'm sorry to say that the book you are viewing on your electronic device is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about an unlucky boy with three unfortunate advocates. Even though they are charming and clever, the boy and his advocates lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very page of this book when the children are sent to the candy store, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.

In this short book alone, the four youngsters encounter an intriguing introduction, a grouchy actor, hypnotism and toffee chocolates for breakfast.

It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you closing this application down at once and reading something happy if you prefer that sort of thing.

With all due respect,

Count Multi