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This story my look artsy and tumblr-like. But this story isn't. It is a record scratch at the beginning "you must be wondering how we got in this mess" story. This is the story on me and my roommates. This is about our jobs and how they linked up to a weird plan by weird people and how we were involved. It's quite possible you might be my cellmate in prison listening to me telling you this. This may be official government records. I could be really drunk at a party telling this to people who don't care. I could be writing a book. Probably not, but it could be!Tous Droits Réservés

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dim., mai 13, 2018

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