THE JIT AND THE BOZO
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Have you ever been annoyed by a hot guy to the point that you consider killing him? If your answer is no then you are very lucky to have not met a bozo by the name Asher Woods.
It all began when they met under very weird circumstances if you consider being kissed by a random stranger as weird.Since then ,they have annoyed each other,pranked each other ,insulted each other and even got arrested together.Most would say that they are attention seekers but they are just two teenagers trying to achieve their dreams and trying not to kill each other.Though if they do decide to kill each other then don't worry cause they have more than enough friends to cheer them on.
The real question is will their story be the typical cliche hot guy and not so popular girl or will they become enemies from frienemies?
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