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THE JIT AND THE BOZO
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Ongoing, First published Dec 15, 2017
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Have you ever been annoyed by a hot guy to the point that you consider killing him? If your answer is no then you are very lucky to have not met a bozo by the name Asher Woods.
It all began when they met under very weird circumstances if you consider being kissed by a random stranger as weird.Since then ,they have annoyed each other,pranked each other ,insulted each other and even got arrested together.Most would say that they are attention seekers but they are just two teenagers trying to achieve their dreams and trying not to kill each other.Though if they do decide to kill each other then don't worry cause they have more than enough friends to cheer them on.
The real question is will their story be the typical cliche hot guy and not so popular girl or will they become enemies from frienemies?
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Asher rolls his eyes and then turns back to me. "One more." He leans back in and kisses me for a second, biting my lip and then pulling away. He leans his forehead against mine and breathes deeply. "I don't think I can fucking contain myself tonight if you're gonna look like that." I look up at him and feel everything become molten. ༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘀 ↬ she's your basic, molded into the background, type girl. She does everything she can to stay unseen. The only people she can trust are her friends, but they don't even know about all of her trauma. No one does. She's just trying to get through highschool so that she can leave her town, and never look back. ༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛ 𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 ↬ he's your average, female loved, boy. Well, kinda average. He just happens to be one of the most popular singers of his generation. All girls love him, all guys envy him. He's been touring around Europe for a while, but he's ready for a break. He ends up moving to Calloway, New York, to take a break from his career. But, Calloway just happens to be the town Allie lives in. ༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛ 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗽 between the two happens at school, rumors start to spread that they're dating. The two are forced to pretend to have a relationship for the sake of Asher's career. But, a lot can happen when you fake date a rockstar 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀. (𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮/𝗻) ༛ EDITED ༛ ༛ REWRITTEN ༛ ༛ NEW CHAPTERS FROM ASHER'S POV ༛
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Asher rolls his eyes and then turns back to me. "One more." He leans back in and kisses me for a second, biting my lip and then pulling away. He leans his forehead against mine and breathes deeply. "I don't think I can fucking contain myself tonight if you're gonna look like that." I look up at him and feel everything become molten. ༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘀 ↬ she's your basic, molded into the background, type girl. She does everything she can to stay unseen. The only people she can trust are her friends, but they don't even know about all of her trauma. No one does. She's just trying to get through highschool so that she can leave her town, and never look back. ༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛ 𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 ↬ he's your average, female loved, boy. Well, kinda average. He just happens to be one of the most popular singers of his generation. All girls love him, all guys envy him. He's been touring around Europe for a while, but he's ready for a break. He ends up moving to Calloway, New York, to take a break from his career. But, Calloway just happens to be the town Allie lives in. ༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛ 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗽 between the two happens at school, rumors start to spread that they're dating. The two are forced to pretend to have a relationship for the sake of Asher's career. But, a lot can happen when you fake date a rockstar 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀. (𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮/𝗻) ༛ EDITED ༛ ༛ REWRITTEN ༛ ༛ NEW CHAPTERS FROM ASHER'S POV ༛

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