A False Prophet
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Ongoing, First published Dec 16, 2017
Hey there. 
It's me, Akira. 
I'm your local advice guy. But I give a little more than just advice. I tell people how to live their lives, once they pledge their existence to me. 
I swear I'm not a terrible person. I legitimately try to give people good advice, but sometimes things end up outside my control and their actions are less than desirable.
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