Star Wars On Skype
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Last published Sun, Nov 26, 2023
What do you get when you cross Skype with Star Wars? Absolute and total chaos.
I was bored. So, I wrote this hilarious new book. I do not own Star Wars or Skype.
Cover created by @Maxine_Grace
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