Joanne - Oneshot
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- Votes 2
- Parts 1
Complete Sun, Dec 17, 2017<5 mins
I'm Alexis.
I live a normal life.
I do things like a normal person does. I even have my own NSA agent monitoring my web history, just like everyone else.
But here's the thing: sometimes I talk to my NSA agent.
She talks to me, too. And she asked me one peculiar question.
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𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭. 𝐀𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥-𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐱𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬' 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞? 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝-𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩, 𝐧𝐨-𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜é𝐞-𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚, 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚'𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬. 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚 "𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥" 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
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𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭. 𝐀𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥-𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐱𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬' 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞? 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝-𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩, 𝐧𝐨-𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜é𝐞-𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚, 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚'𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬. 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚 "𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥" 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
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