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Humpty dumpty

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My friend made fun of me. 
I'm bullied everyday. 
And my parents adopted me
At least they wanted me
and now they hate me
I have no friends
And I wish I fell off the wall
and had memory lost
Also I'm cute but wish I was dead
hit me up anytime (; *wink* 
:)
Sincerely: Humpty dumpty 
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His Dark Temptation

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