How To Be a Loser in Middle School: A Step-By-Step Guide

Alternative title: Huh, It's Kinda Nice To Finally Have Friends

Exactly what it sounds like. Starring all the APH characters as awkward puddles of teenage self-loathing and cringe. Pairings would be subtle, and just what you expect from middle school. Still debating if I'm gonna do ships. Crack ones, probably.

Short America. Deformed/disabled China, Hong Kong, and Taiwan. Eventually every character will be added :P gimme time... I wanna like, have a plot for once maybe?*gasp* yeah this is cringe and I made it even more cringe by saying that whoops :)

But seriously if you want a description, here it is:

Alfred Jones is full of contradictions. He's socially awkward, but he's a social butterfly. He tries his hardest to be nice to everyone, but he has almost no friends. He's a nerd, but he's a jock. He's full of aspiration, but he never does anything. He's barely twelve-the youngest out of all his classmates-but he feels so much older than any of his classmates. With an admittedly adorable Russian exchange student and his practically off-the-grid foster family, a former football player that you officially met under the bleachers and his vulgar best friends, a frightening brunette with a talent for coercion, an overshadowed, overprotective twin, the principal's four adopted children (which consist of an anime-obsessed Japanese baseball player, a deformed, womanly Chinese boy who considers himself your mother, a Chinese boy whom nobody can understand thanks to an uncorrected cleft palate, and a one-armed, self-proclaimed-Taiwanese girl), a loud yet soft Italian and his snarky twin, a buff, authoritarian flutist, an uptight classical pianist, a dysfunctional family of Nordics, a sixth-grade secret-admirer, an Aussie daredevil, and an obnoxiously pretentious Englishman all constantly on your tail, not to mention your insane level of aspiration and your ever-crumbling Mount Everest of pride, how do you even survive?