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It's a Joke, I Swear

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Parts 7
Time 21m

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High school senior, Olivia Hart, is moving. Far, far away from her small town in Quebec where she used to live. Her mum wanted to move as far as she could after the divorce. 
And now, Olivia has to go to a completely different school, in a new country. Which also happens to be New York City... 
It isn't so bad until she accidentally ends up sharing a room with the most cliche bad boy in the school,  Joshua Cooper. At first, he doesn't take any interest in her. 
In fact, he didn't even know she existed, until his ex girlfriend broke up with him and he is scrambling to find a new girlfriend. 
Who better than the new girl right? 
Could this relationship get any worse? 
Or could it actually turn into something else?All Rights Reserved

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The Sweet Innocent

Kate and her mom were having a beautiful time. They had the best time of their lives, until just like that. Their house was full of flames and everyone got out but not all of them: Her mom. Her dad left them when she was two. She cried for nearly two days straight. Talked to no one, on her own, no mom. She's now a foster taken into a new home. Back to school. New life. ~~~~~~~~ Carter is a spoiled jerk, too arrogant. He's the most popular boy at West High. He has dated almost every girl in the school but once Kate is living with him under the same roof he immediately hates her. They pity each other and hate their guts, but one day Kate leaves. See what happens to her. To Carter. To everyone.