P is for Painfully cringey, not phan (dan x reader)
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so i was making a story that said, "everyones read a phanfic x reader b4, but does it really happen like that?" well this is a more exagerated version. ive been wanting to do this phanfic for a looong time. So basically the opposite of every phanfic ever, not in a cute unique way. in a, 'you probably have more of a chance with shrek than dan ir phil '
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