THE HIP-HOBBIT: THE PREQUEL SEQUEL
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Complete Mon, Dec 18, 20171h 42m
The journey is getting crazier. After The dwarves, Dumbledalf and Hobo escaped Gozra they're now so close to the mountain they can taste it....Too bad several things keep slowing them down. In the present Hobo and Yolo and the elven cruisers are now threatend by mysterious men seeking revenge. all buiding up to the confrontation With Daug the rapper. Prison, acid trips, maniacal Lawyers, intense action awaits. Book six and the second Hip-Hobbit. Enjoy
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