23 parts Complete The Kingdom of Bohica
"Where prophecy is a part time job, magic runs by bureaucracy, and absolutely everyone is the Chosen One... just, not today."
The land and Kingdom of Bohica is a sprawling, whimsical land where magic is wildly abundant but terribly unreliable and Prophecies are over issued to the point of economic collapse.
Due to a bureaucratic error centuries ago, the Department of Destiny accidentally prophesied everyone in the kingdom as the Chosen One... for something.
Now, citizens receive prophecy slips in the mail like jury summons:
"You are the Chosen One!
You will slay the Dragon of Uncomfortable Silences.
Estimated date: 3-5 business years."
But Bally did mean to burn his prophecy.
He meant to bake scones.
Now he reluctantly sets off on a quest to file for a new prophecy, which can only be done by climbing Mount Meh, a floating mountain that's only sometimes there, depending on its mood, and confronting the ancient Plot Oracle, who is more of a playwright than a prophet.
From passive-aggressive dungeons and unionizing bees to the Department of Destiny buried inside a volcano, Bally discovers that heroism isn't about being chosen -- it's about choosing yourself. With chaotic magic, questionable quests, and absurd adventures around every corner, Prophecy Pending is a delightfully meta, laugh-out-loud tale for anyone who's ever wondered if destiny might just be optional.
