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It's A Cliche
lolipopnerd
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lolipopnerd
Complete, First published Dec 18, 2017
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Hey kids.
Do you love watpadd?
Are you tired of cliche's?
Do you just want to read something funny?

Well here's the book for you. Its a humourous parody for watpadd cliches. All you have to do is check  it out. You'll fall in love. 

She was a storm; not the kind you run from, oh no... The kind you chase. 

                         •••
What is this idiot doing? He's making a scene, people are staring. Oh God please kill me now. I close my eyes and pray; Oh God just let the ground open up and swallow me...  Pretty please? I peek from one eye to check if I've magically teleported...  Nope! Still in this nightmare. 
 
        "will... You... Marry... Me?", he stops singing and looks at me hopefully. Tristan why?! Why you gotta be so weird all the time? I look around to see the crowd watching wide eyed. Some look at me expectantly while the others 
look like they're about to cry due to this sham of affectionate 'love'. Oh what do I do now? 

          "Tristan... We're in -.                        "She said yes!" they all applaud ecstatically. 'I hate people'
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