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Screaming German (Rants)
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Ongoing, Unang na-publish Dec 18, 2017
"Everyone gets pissed, few write it down."


I enjoy subtly hinting that I hate literally everyone.

Also stupid situation.
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Empowered ni MelRose518
22 parte Kumpleto Mature
As the narrator, I'm tempted to simply write "Middle Finger" because that is essentially what you'll feel like I'm giving you in telling this story. However, for the sake of not being a complete dick, I'll write a little more than just a description of a disrespectful gesture. This story can aptly be described as crude and deranged. As you may have surmised, a crazy person will be telling this story, and the characters involved are indeed also all crazy in their own special ways. So, given this exercise in mental illness, the topics touched on (in no particular order) in this tale are destruction, death, superpowered wackos, torture, pain, loneliness, chaos, the will to survive, never giving up, giving up and not giving a shit, the desire to protect, failing to protect and causing more trouble than was already present, disappointing and/or abusive parental figures, bullies, unjust punishments, just punishments, racism, violent and usually superpowered fights, sci-fi gadgets, bitterness, sarcasm, twisted and demented comedy, control or lack thereof, weird and awkward high school drama, lies and brainwashing, alien aggression, moral ambiguity, unhinged villains, fantastical weapons, a piece of shit main character, conditional friendship, a fuck load of musical references, anger, fear, depression, extra-dimensional creatures, godly powers, various esoteric connections, pop culture references, and of course, in general, superpowers.
A Broken Heart cannot be fixed (AkiToya) ni staffof_thoma
26 mga parte Kumpleto
"In the end, you and I were never an option." -------- Toya was a really great student and actually liked going to school. He and his friends would always have a great time together. But one day...everything changed. "Just because of Toya." School stopped being fun and the people he cherished so much eventually left. Just as the blue haired tries to forget everything, a ginger haired boy appears in his life and changes it another time... ...And most of the time, changes aren't something good. ... "Why am I throwing up flower petals...?" -------- Hanahaki Disease: A disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings, or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love and memories also disappear. The symptoms of the disease are summarized to strong pain, having flowers blooming in the heart and lungs, and then throwing them up. The disease begins with coughing up a few petals and growing in intensity (and pain) until the victim is vomiting entire flowers, by which point the disease has entered its final stages... (Cover by me) TW⚠️-coughing/ throwing up, depression (?), suicide, mentions of blood and death Updates: Every Wednesday and Saturday Started: October 11th 2023. Ended: December 27th 2023. -English is not my first language, so I deeply apologize for any mistakes (and i also apologize if this is cringe) -- Top Rankings: #1 in "badend" (November 24th 2023) #1 in "akitoya" (December 09th 2023) #1 in "hanahakidisease" (July 06th 2025) #16 in "projectsekai" (September 2nd 2024)
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what are they...?

16 mga parte Kumpleto

Class 2-A is...confused. Scratch that. They are absolutely flabbergasted. And it is all thanks to two childhood...friends? Rivals? Boyfriends? Mortal enemies? That was exactly the problem. They had no idea what to make of their relationship. And it was driving them all insane. Almost all of them. There was someone besides the aforementioned duo that seemed to hold all the answers: a certain heterochromatic classmate of theirs. But so far, he hasn't proven useful to their quest for a concrete conclusion. They had thought for a while during their first year that they had figured it out, but they were proven wrong and went back to the drawing board. But if the class wasn't determined to get to the bottom of it once and for all...