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Kyman_is_my_religion

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Reads 16,974
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Parts 8
Time 1h 9m

Kyman_is_my_religion

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Kyle broflovski hears the news of Eric Cartman and Heidi Turners new relationship, He's immediately disgusted by it but he doesn't know why until he begins coughing out flowers and petals and after doing some research he finds out that he has the hanahaki disease, a disease born from a one sided love, if the love is not returned soon enough the petals will fill the unrequited's lungs, killing them, he believes the key to curing him is Heidi, he couldn't be further from correct.All Rights Reserved

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hanahaki by xKisses_and_rosesX

"The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs flower petals when they suffer from the one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals...." "It takes two to tango" sumire a 19 year old college student quiet shy and easily embarrassed. Has ended up falling for a guy whos the total opposite. when his secret gets out hes rejected with no remorse. Thats when he notices something different about himself. Something called hanahaki. Yes I know a very suckish description but guess what?I HAVE AN EDITOR! now we both aren't perfect but I hope he can fix up my book alittle bit lots of love ari

Flower Garden (Fred Weasley x Reader) by ros-aria

Hanahaki Disease (花吐き病 (Japanese); 하나하키병 (Korean); 花吐病 (Chinese)) : A disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only; strong friendship is not enough), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear.

Flowers Are Painful When They Involve You.. | TomTord by MrGrayNyx

Tord has a disease that's caused by one-sided love. It causes him to cough or puke flower petals or even sometimes a flower itself but that means it's getting worse. The disease is called the Hanahaki Disease Tord is the only one who has it out of the guys He's fallen for the last person he thought he'd ever fall for.... The one and only, Thomas Rosewood He didn't want to tell anyone about it especially not Edd since he's like the mama bear out of the group he cares for us the most. He would want to get it fixed right away. So Tord decides to hides the truth from everyone even the one he's closes to... Matt

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 | 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚗 & 𝚣𝚎𝚍𝚠𝚒𝚗 by -burntheplantation

𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙠𝙞 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 ; 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 a disease where the carrier vomits flowers when suffering from a one-sided love. said carrier could die from such disease if the person they love does not love them back, or if the vines growing around the lungs begin to suffocate the carrier. hanahaki is curable. if the carrier confesses their love and is accepted, the vines will disappear from three days to a week. the carrier could also undergo surgery on removing the vines, but with the risk of forgetting who they loved and why they loved them. if you are suffering from hanahki disease please contact your local doctor today. - zion loved his bandmate; but his bandmate already had a girlfriend. zion never believed he could die from a broken heart; until now. -lowercase intended. short story- [COMPLETED] -magiclollies

You can learn to love• Kyman love story•(completed) by Stripes_Master

Cartman? A big brother? Not in a million years! Until a baby girl shows up on his doorstep one night and Surprise! She's Jewish! Cartman vows to never love that little shit, but Kyle is determined to prove him otherwise. Kyman fanfic Cover art is MINE

$Just a Small Crush.. Right? {Kyman} by cloud_drizzle$

Eric Cartman has secretly had a crush on Kyle Broflovski for longer than he can remember, but what happens when that secret starts to come out? (This is the first time I've ever wrote a serious fanfic, so it might not be that good-) (Also cover art is mine :> )

Love Easy [HANAHAKI] [BXB] ✓ by alydae

Hanahaki Disease: a condition in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. - Laiken Parker has always had a serious problem, that being his constant habit of developing feelings for people way too fast and ultimately getting his heart broken. It all ends the same way, and one could even say he's used to it. He's pretty accustomed to feeling such an emotion so intensely. Speaking of intense emotions, while he can love with a passion, he can also detest with one as well. The subject to that being the one person whose sole purpose seems to be to make his life pretty much hell. Okay, maybe that's a bit of an extreme, but he's never been one to underestimate. Again, intensities are kind of his thing. His love habit had never bothered him to a point to really do much about it. He'd never really thought about any health consequences. He'd always assumed that he'd eventually either stop feeling altogether or, though far less likely, actually found his happily ever after. That is, until his biggest flaw manifests itself as something physical and he's left with a new problem: surviving his own feelings. Literally. - [Warnings: Pretty much just gore. I guess. I get kinda graphic with the blood and stuff. Also, if you didn't read the tags or get the hint from the definition at the top this is about Hanahaki disease. This is also my only book with no smut.]

Kyman~The Crimson Denial by a_horrible_person

Heidi and Cartman are finally over so things turn back to what it always was with Kyle and Cartman.Kyle starts to develop a crush on his rival as he did a long time ago as this happens.Cartman later reveals that he has always liked Kyle and was using her to make him jealous.Kyle is in denial while Cartman unintentionally tries to find out Kyle's feelings for him.*Contains Minor Spoilers On Seasons 20-21*

Missing - Kyle Broflovski x Reader by Yuki_Yookie

14 year old Kyle Broflovski tells about how he met a 13 year old girl he had fell in love with. Through the days he's been by her side and been there for her yet there is something you'd never realize.

Love Is In Bloom by EchoTrinity13

Hanahaki Disease is a fictional disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only; strong friendship is not enough), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear. Henry didn't think he'll be coughing up flowers for someone, but after falling in love with someone that he knows will never return his feelings...until one day, he coughed up a flower. Cover by : Blue_sticklady

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"The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs flower petals when they suffer from the one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals...." "It takes two to tango" sumire a 19 year old college student quiet shy and easily embarrassed. Has ended up falling for a guy whos the total opposite. when his secret gets out hes rejected with no remorse. Thats when he notices something different about himself. Something called hanahaki. Yes I know a very suckish description but guess what?I HAVE AN EDITOR! now we both aren't perfect but I hope he can fix up my book alittle bit lots of love ari