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A Pierce Too Many
The 4077th M*A*S*H unit has handled bombings, bad chow, and even Frank Burns, but they weren't ready for Violet "Vi" Jamie Pierce. Seventeen, sharp-tongued, and armed with forged documents, she's got one goal: stick close to her dad, Captain Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce, and maybe save a few lives in the process. Hawkeye is less than thrilled. Trapper John thinks it's hilarious. Colonel Blake mistakes her for just another headache, and Major Houlihan wishes she'd report directly to the brig. But with her dad and Trapper as co-conspirators, Violet fits right in-or rather, disrupts everything. Between the three of them, they turn the camp into a whirlwind of pranks, sarcastic banter, and enough chaos to make Klinger look like a model soldier.
Welcome to the Statehouse (Headcanons and Oneshots)
I do not apologize if this ends up being mostly injury angst because I love writing injury angst :) Also, this is based off of the yt series by Ben Brainard.Complete
𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬
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Incorrect Quotes
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𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚒 | 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚐𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 #𝟷
meraki /adj/ "the essence of yourself that is put into what you do" a marvel gif series. #avengersgifseries #tfatws #avengers #marvelcinematicuniverse #marvelimaginesComplete
Fix the sky
The gun wound wasn't the only thing the GH-325 healed on Skye. The reason as to why she joined S.H.I.E.L.D wasn't the only thing she had been keeping quiet about. But when things finally look good, something has to happen. At least she has proper help this time around.Complete
𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒┆𝐛.𝐤.
-𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲. 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 18𝐭𝐡, 2021 ☁︎ #1 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 20, 2020Complete
breaker
𝖨𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁, the youngest female 𝗉𝗂𝗅𝗈𝗍, riddled with family trauma, 𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗈𝗉𝗀𝗎𝗇. !! 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙜𝙪𝙣, 𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙜𝙪𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠, 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨. 𝙄 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙘'𝙨. !!Complete
The 4077th M*A*S*H unit has handled bombings, bad chow, and even Frank Burns, but they weren't ready for Violet "Vi" Jamie Pierce. Seventeen, sharp-tongued, and armed with forged documents, she's got one goal: stick close to her dad, Captain Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce, and maybe save a few lives in the process. Hawkeye is less than thrilled. Trapper John thinks it's hilarious. Colonel Blake mistakes her for just another headache, and Major Houlihan wishes she'd report directly to the brig. But with her dad and Trapper as co-conspirators, Violet fits right in-or rather, disrupts everything. Between the three of them, they turn the camp into a whirlwind of pranks, sarcastic banter, and enough chaos to make Klinger look like a model soldier.
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