Puns | Sterek
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Last published Wed, May 23, 2018
"If what you're about to say has anything to do with puns then I'm going to rip somebody's throat out and since you're the only person around I'll let you guess who the lucky one might be."
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"... oh hale no"
In which Derek's new neighbor tells him a pun every day to brighten up his mood.
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