When a paranormal investigation goes awry, teenager Dib Membrane is bitten and turned into a vampire. Now it is up to Zim, his alien rival, to save him from a life of blood-sucking immortality. The two begin to work together, and find themselves drawn to each other through the bizarre nature of their various misadventures with vampires and other paranormal creatures. However, as comical and sweet as things may be, this is Invader Zim we're talking about, so things are bound to get crazy! DISCLAIMER: Every chapter is different, so the ratings will change on a chapter-to-chapter basis. Also, I own no rights to these characters. Jhonen would hate me if I did, since it's gradual ZADR. :)