All About Pizza

This is a book about pizza. If you don't like pizza, go away. If you can't stand pizza, sit down. If you can't face pizza, the door is to your right. If you love pizza, great. If you don't, too bad because this is the best pizza book you will ever read in your whole entire life. You're missing out. There are some surprises here and there so stay for the whole thing. I'll give you my best tips for my favorite pizza place, Blaze Pizza. Still don't want to read it? Alright. You're going to regret it when you're old sitting in your porch, still living in your parent's apartment. You'll go, "Man, I should have read that pizza book when I was young. If I did, I wouldn't be sitting here all alone." Did I convince you?
All right, buckle up. This will be the best experience of your lifetime.