One Wild Reindeer
wolvesindanger
  • Leituras 126
  • Votos 4
  • Capítulos 7
  • Tempo 20m
  • Leituras 126
  • Votos 4
  • Capítulos 7
  • Tempo 20m
wolvesindanger
Em andamento, Primeira publicação em dez 24, 2017
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"This is Santa's Workshop. How may I be of assistance?"

"Um, yeah. Hey. So I got this problem."

"On a scale of one to burning hot chocolate, how bad is it?"

"Well...I would call this one a fucking reindeer in my yard."
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