Things I hate.
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Ongoing17m
Last published Fri, Mar 2, 2018
There is a very logical explanation of why I hate these things, so if you'd like, read on.
Just ...
For your safety ... don't be any of these pieces of crap because no one will like you.
Also, do not take me seriously, this is just for humor, the big middle finger on the cover is not meant to hurt anyone.
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