getaway car

"x marks the spot where we fell apart."
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Dallas just wants his boyfriend to hurry up already, and Mercedes just wants her getaway driver to hurry up already. Unfortunately, Dallas' car matches what she's looking for, and he doesn't really have a choice in the matter when she barges in and tells him to drive off.

The hijinks that ensue cause him to become embroiled in a conspiracy wider than anything he could've imagined, force him to make choices more painful than stepping on fifty lego at once, and maybe even inspire him to look at the night sky with a little more respect. But mostly the fifty lego thing.
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(first draft, so this is probably going to be super nasty, yikes.)