"go to hell, you dick."
"already have. they love me here."
in which the king of hell accidentally messages the wrong number and gets through to a distressed college student.
{lowercase intended}
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When your cousin comes back from a job with his best friend who he always talks about, your cousin wants you to meet him. Why wouldn't he want you to meet him? He did save your cousins life.