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❝in which bubble does a unicorn live in?❞
❝...❞
❝unbeliebubble❞





[a fresh dose of jin's puns and dad jokes]All Rights Reserved

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Arranged | P.JM FF by KookieMonsterForTae

"Look, you have to marry me. It won't be that bad. You're someone I used to know and you're honestly not that half bad looking" he looked you up and down, licking his lips. You scoffed in disgust. "No way in hell. You were a bitch to me when we were little" you snapped. "Are you really holding grudges against my 10 year old self?" He sighed, "Doesn't matter what I say to you, if you refuse to marry me, your parents won't hesitate to stop you." Though you wanted to deny this hunk of a man was right, you really did have no choice; you would have to marry the Park Jimin.

MY LITTLE SPACE HUSBAND ~ Taekook series by hhannieeverse

for an orphan like taehyung, even the smallest joys can bring immense happiness. in the same way, little jeongguk lights up his life with countless little moments. but what happens when jungkook's father insists they get married? what challenges arise when jeongguk falls out of his little space? will their relationship withstand the pressure, or are they headed for divorce? join us on this journey to discover what unfolds... as always, enjoy the dynamic of top-kook and bottom-tae i'm just a fan of top-kook, so don't judge! !lowercase intended !mature content !fluff !english ain't my first language, so spare me if you find any mistakes. !idk what else, just read to find out !i'm lazy - Editing completed -

TAEKOOK ONESHOTS by Onlyfans_BTS

IT'S TAEKOOK ONESHOTS DUH!! WARNING: SMUT ANGST (I THINK SO) FLUFF I DON'T REMEMBER ANYMORE SO JUST READ'EM

Arranged Bride || PJM ff Complete BOOK 1 BTS JIMIN by MTPAGS

"Noona!" Jungkook's voice breaks me away from my thoughts. "Oh, Kookie, is he here already? Is he okay? He's not hurt or something, right?" I asked him, not giving him a chance to say a word when he called me, but then he looked at me with his worried eyes and, with a heavy sigh, he shook his head... "I'm sorry, noona-ah, Hyung is not here yet. His phone is still off and he is already an hour late for your wedding." Please don't forget to follow and vote. Thank you 💜 ⛔️ This book contains mature contents such as cursing and adult scenes. SMUT chapters will be marked 🔞

BTS Scenarios by Jeon_Rinrin

BTS Scenarios in yo area! Feel free to request. 😂❤ Read my other stories aswell. Visit my works. (c) Jeon_Rinrin Written: 2016 BTS SCENARIOS

Nè Saesang||JIKOOK✓ by KookiesnMinnies99

❝Do you Kim Taehyung, take Park Jimin as your lawfully wedded wife" ❛I do❜ ❝Do you Park Jimin take Kim taehyung as your lawfully wedded husband" ❛I do❜ ❝You will always be mine baby❞- Jungkook. ❝Will you let me go Jungkook?❞- Jimin ❝Never in a million years baby.❞ - Jungkook ❝Do you think I am worthless like they are telling Tae?❞- Jimin ❝You worth more than the precious diamonds in the world Jimin.❞- Taehyung ❝Then how did we end up like this?❞ 16+ Started: sep/25/22 End: March/25/23 #1 in topjungkook on 12-11-22 #1 in Vmin on 19-11-22 #1 in cross dressing on 08-01-23 #Jikook #Namjin #Yeonbin #Topjungkook #BottomJimin #Mpreg #crossdressing #Drama #marriage #Romance

Coincidentally Destined | TaeKook by MisterMalevolent

What happens when Jungkook and Taehyung met, and are the sons of two different CEO's of two different companies. This complicated and rollercoaster story revovles about revenge, drama, company wars and mysteries about the two famillies of the PARK'S AND KIM'S. _ "Do you love me?" "Yes" "Then stay" "I can't" "Why?" "Because I love you" Their are lucky people who found someone to love them. Some keep looking and others give up. But the worst thing is, the person you love is already your's but you let him go. !Smut! -SWITCH- (MAY INCLUDE MATURE CONTENT SO IF YOU'RE BELOW 21 YRS. OLD, PLEASE DO NOT GO FURTHER FROM HERE)

Asshole✓ || P•JM by kakiaa_

❝Fucking Park Jimin...❞ I cursed under my breath. ❝Now is that an insult or something on your bucket list?❞ [COMPLETED] ℌ𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔨: #1 𝔦𝔫 𝔎𝔭𝔬𝔭 💫

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 || [𝐁𝐓𝐒]✓ by TheMoonDamsel

One shots of any/all BTS ships. [Yoonmin supremacy] Open to suggestions. New story once in a light year.💜

My baby love ~ Jinkook by Lyanalius

Hello sweetheart, I'm Jin . I'll be taking care of you. ... don't ignore me you are too cute for that. A sweet soft fluffy simple story . Get a break from all the mind taking drama and get here 😽✨. Let's go 😁🕊️💜💜 Top Jin Mpreg # 🏅4 Kookjin ²⁵/⁰⁷/²⁴ # 🥈 in Dad jokes ⁰⁷/⁰⁶/²⁴ # 🥇 in Dad jokes ¹⁰/⁰⁶/²⁴ # 🏅 4 in bottomjungkook ¹¹/⁰⁹/²⁴ # 6 k ³⁰/¹²/²⁴ 🎉🥰🫂🐹❤️🐰🕊️💜💜

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My baby love ~ Jinkook cover

Arranged | P.JM FF

"Look, you have to marry me. It won't be that bad. You're someone I used to know and you're honestly not that half bad looking" he looked you up and down, licking his lips. You scoffed in disgust. "No way in hell. You were a bitch to me when we were little" you snapped. "Are you really holding grudges against my 10 year old self?" He sighed, "Doesn't matter what I say to you, if you refuse to marry me, your parents won't hesitate to stop you." Though you wanted to deny this hunk of a man was right, you really did have no choice; you would have to marry the Park Jimin.