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Irony At Its Finest

ccallmethewriter

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Time 1h 22m

ccallmethewriter

fiction onedirection romance

Let’s just say, that I have read a lot of bad stories in my day. A lot. Trust me when I say this.  I have read the corny ones, the implausible ones, the cliche ones, the ones that are pretty much the same damn thing featuring different names.  In all of my 19 years, I never thought I would be a part of a story quite this bad.  Not bad, in an illegal way, or a badass way (though I’ll have you know that I am totally a badass) but in a cheesy, this-could-never-actually-happen sort of way.   I hated those stories.  I didn't care for the people on the internet who wrote them, and I honestly disliked the number one topic of every single damn story.  And that was the band, One Direction.   And I'd be damned if I was every going to associate with them.  Though, looking back, all I can say is that this story is "Irony At Its Finest".All Rights Reserved

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NO Change /One Direction FF/ Completed/ by IloveCoffeeee

lets get something clear, i hate one direction. so, why? dear lord, was i plucked from my hometown, and beautiful gym, and friends, flew half across america and dropped in a house with nine other girls and five of the most annoying stupid childish idiotic boys in the history of the earth. now when i say hate, i dont mean the normal kind of hate, i mean the, the second they start singing, i wanna reach down my throat, rip out my organs and strangle the five boys with them. yeah. that kind of hate. nobody would define me as a girly girl. no way. and if i did, maybe i should keep my organs around if you get my drift. no. i dont think im going to enjoy this particular "life changing" experience.

Nemily: Real Or Fake? by niallspopsicle

[RE-EDITING] Niall Horan. The only one in One Direction who hasn't had a girlfriend in a few years. Management decides to hire him a girl from America, named Emily, to date the Irish lad for two years. The two of them fly back and forth constantly to make the fake relationship look real. The fans are either claiming its real or it's fake. But the thing is, Niall and Emily don't know if they are a real relationship or a fake relationship because over time, they have one secret in common. They have both fallen in love with each other. Real love. Here is their journey. I MESSED UP THE NUMBERING SO DON'T FREAK OUT IF THE CHAPTERS SKIP A NUMBER! IM FIXING THEM! JUST A WARNING THAT THIS BOOK IS REALLY SHITTY IN MY OPINION AND ITS A MESS BUT I LIKE HOW IT TURNED OUT AND I KNOW IT DOESNT HAVE MUCH OF A PLOT LINE BUT I PURPOSEFULLY WROTE IT LIKE THAT! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT ANYWAYS!!! >> Copyright @niallspopsicle ©️

I hate One Direction! by Harrry_Styiles_

Hiii... this is a fanfiction of One Direction ..... I'm a Directioner myself and I looove 1D I know that not everyone likes them but I think that they're the most perfect humans ever!! :) Soooo...yes I wrote this fanfiction because I know what every fangirl is feeling but yezzz nevermind I hope you like it and yess...leave a comment bellow and tell me how you liked it or vote it or idk ...do whatever you want..... you can also tell a friend to read it....it means so much to me that you read it and I hope you like it.... #Directioner4ever sooooo let's gooo :) :D you can also follow my Twitter --->> https://twitter.com/Harrry_Styiles_

Warrior [Completed] by Valkyrie_Hellsin06

Disclaimer: This story does contain Self harm and negative thoughts, as well as some vulgar language, if these topics offend you, there's the door. This is my writing style and yeah. For those who do wish to read it, go on~ _×_×_×_×_×_×_×_×_ Ashley was adopted and that made life kinda difficult. In school she became friends with Niall and she went to live with them after her parents left. Again. Now that he is in One direction she lives with them. She soon fancies one of the boys. Trouble in paradise and her world shatters into an ocean of sadess. ~ Pain attacks at the strangest of times. Rips you apart and laughs. Waits while you bleed. Then does it all over again. ~ °previously called Truth or Dare saved my life° I just felt like it needed a bit of a change, ya know?

Death Mountain | A 1D Fanfic [Finished] by Every5Min

A 1D story - This was originally not a Fanfic, but has become one now... *Read 'So the Story Begins...' if you want to know what the story is about.* I began writing this because two girls I know are in love with Niall Horan and Harry Styles. For those two, I am writing this story with my own kind of strange twist to it. I dedicate this story to those girls who know who they are! I also thank them because due to their persistence, I have now become a One Direction fan - but I'm not a hard core Directioner, thank you very much. Note: I am pretending all the boys in 1D are single and available to the world's female population. LOL, just thought I'd mention that... Please no copying! Thanks you muches.:)

When I walked in by the_realdeall_

What if you walked in your house only to find strangers sitting on your couch? but they're aren't just strangers, they're One Direction? Well that's what Monica walks into. Monica is a nerdy type but has this wild side that comes out once and a while. She's really good with technology and can do anything, she even has the house under technology protection the she build herself The M.T.W.3000. Monica's atelophobic which means the fear of no being good enough or imperfection. it feels like everything she does is wrong. It effects a lot of her relationships. Only her best friend Ivy and her mother knows and that's how she wants it to stay. She has a passion for singing, she loves it but doesn't think she's good enough but does it anyway. She listens to One Direction to feel better about herself like she belongs in her own little world. She loves their music but doesn't like them like a fangirls do but she does blast the music as well. So when Monica comes home blasting her music through her earphones and singing 'What makes you beautiful' with her uncle waiting for her, what's in store for Monica? Oh, did I mention that her Uncle is named Paul and is the limo driver for One Direction, What happens? Read and find out.

Smile at a Stranger (1D/ Niall) by marcel__

NIALL: What in the world just happened? I choked at seeing this girl? And did a spit take when I actually got a good look at her? What the hell is wrong with me? LOUIS: I turn around because I'm sure that would have made Summer laugh. But she remains silent. Her hands are still doing something with my phone and the stereo. Her face is blank looking at Niall with her eyes slightly squinted. That's weird. Summer has laughed almost every time one of us does something funny. ZAYN: "But you're One Direction." I hear her mumble. She sighs. "And that matters because?" She doesn't need to be so insecure around us. She just needs to be herself. I know that's what Niall likes. She turns around, giving me a look and with her hands on her hips. "Do I need to explain it to you?" She says sassily. Then she giggles turning back around. HARRY: "Where do you want to go?" The way her American accent blends in with her awkwardness and sassiness is attractive. And it's also funny because Niall hasn't taken his eyes off her the whole time. Mission accepted. Niall and Summer. LIAM: I look at him with a smirk on my face. He furrows his eyebrows at me. "What?" "Summer will be here soon and with all of us busy with our interviews. I thought Niall could occupy her." Zayn squints his eyes at me and comes right up in my face. "What?" I back up laughing a bit. He backs off. "You're quite the mastermind." He gives me a nod of approval. SUMMER: Man, how are we living in a world where a normal teenage girl can't fangirl anytime and anywhere? This sucks. Please forgive the minor bad fanfic moments, such as where they meet, falling in love in a short period of time, and a couple of small character cliches.

If I Let You Know... [N.H.] by hotel-californiall

If I told you this story begins with a contract to be one of the members of One Direction's girlfriend, you probably wouldn't even press the 'Read' button. I wouldn't do it if I were you. But although this may look like ANOTHER "fake girlfriend" fanfic, I can promise it isn't like any other story you've read about the boys; and you won't regret pressing that orange button. And I always keep my promises. Same way I kept my promise about being Niall Horan's girlfriend for the summer. But that turned out quite differently... Copyright © All Rights Reserved The story is 100% original so the rights to it belong to me. However, I do not own the rights to any place, picture or brand featured in the story below.

Gravity by aimesserly

"In my 19 years of life I never really experienced anything worth telling a story about. Usually when something exciting happened to me, which was rare, I'd sum up the key parts and move on. But then I died, and I finally had a story worth talking about. Anyway, how I died isn't too exciting. Just a basic car accident. You know, icy roads, snow coming down hard, a car slides into your lane and then boom. You're standing in the street watching some guy trying to shake you alive and all you can think is, "Damn, I'm dead." Although, I'm sure you've never experienced that, or else I'd be telling you this story face to face. Anyway, that guy begging me to wake up, he's pretty important, remember him. Now, let's get to the good stuff shall we? Because in all honesty, this story isn't about me, or my death, it's about Abigail and Zac. "

The Secret Agent by Directioner_Ot4

I'm just going to be honest here. This story is really cringy. I have tried to edit it but sometimes it's just too much to handle. 😂 Anyway, if you still plan on reading this, remember that you might get confused in some parts and for that I apologize hahahahaha also, thanks for reading and if my story isn't that terrible, don't forget to vote and comment! Bye!

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NO Change /One Direction FF/ Completed/

lets get something clear, i hate one direction. so, why? dear lord, was i plucked from my hometown, and beautiful gym, and friends, flew half across america and dropped in a house with nine other girls and five of the most annoying stupid childish idiotic boys in the history of the earth. now when i say hate, i dont mean the normal kind of hate, i mean the, the second they start singing, i wanna reach down my throat, rip out my organs and strangle the five boys with them. yeah. that kind of hate. nobody would define me as a girly girl. no way. and if i did, maybe i should keep my organs around if you get my drift. no. i dont think im going to enjoy this particular "life changing" experience.