I was aiming for good grades instead I got a demon with the world's most illegal smirk, an obsession with my snacks, and the ability to make my heartbeat file for a restraining order. Azrael Veythar-the literal Prince of Gluttony-appeared in a cloud of smoke, stole my hoodie, and announced, "Congrats, mortal. You summoned me. You're mine now." Which is not how the TikTok spell tutorial said it would go. Apparently, demon soulmate bonds are permanent. And Azrael has decided "permanent" means: Eating my pizza at 3 a.m. Flirting like it's a competitive sport Looking at me like I'm both dinner and dessert The worst part? I think the spell worked exactly as intended.
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