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OUCH!
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Ongoing, First published Dec 29, 2017
The best roasts/comebacks for YOUR          daily life!
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Have you got a bully at school?
Read this.

How about a REALLY annoying sibling?
Read this.

Do you have an ex-boy/girlfriend?
Read this.

Or just someone who TICKS you off?
Just read it already.
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"OUCH!" is a story filled with savage comebacks for multiple different situations. For example, if someone called you fat, you could answer with:

"Who died and made you perfect?"

Or something similar. Anyway, i hope this helps and i hope you have a nice day! Happy reading!
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"Actually I do. I'm working", I said with no emotion at all. They didn't deserve it. They don't get to know how I have felt through the years without them, I'm happy here. "Nope, your coming out to dinner away from this dump with your brothers and father", He said whilst looking around in discust. I rolled my eyes at him which he looked pretty shocked at. "Look Stone, Im not that 6 year old you can just boss around and fuck over anymore, I can take care of myself, Ive been doing that for my whole life so far, so why not the rest, so either order something or get the fuck out", I said to him getting faster and faster as I spoke. The boys gasped when I swore at Stone. He, on the other hand, looked furious. Matilda is 16 years old, with 5 older brother, 5 terrifying older brothers in who she hates with a passion. They left her to deal with their father wrath, to live their own lives far away. She now lives alone, in a dangerous and dirty neighbourhood, but she doesn't care, as long as she is far away from those she is suppose to call family. But when they all turn up for Christmas, hoping for happy times and warm hugs, she is instilled with fear and pure anger. Will she accept them, or will they stop trying? She couldn't care less, she was always the forgotten child. #1 - abuse #1 - brothers #2 - family #1 - siblings #1 - forgotten #1 - independent #1 - only daughter #1 - alone #1 - Brother