OUCH!
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The best roasts/comebacks for YOUR daily life!
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Have you got a bully at school?
Read this.
How about a REALLY annoying sibling?
Read this.
Do you have an ex-boy/girlfriend?
Read this.
Or just someone who TICKS you off?
Just read it already.
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"OUCH!" is a story filled with savage comebacks for multiple different situations. For example, if someone called you fat, you could answer with:
"Who died and made you perfect?"
Or something similar. Anyway, i hope this helps and i hope you have a nice day! Happy reading!
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