I know this is stupid and cliche but.... It's an OC book

Not saying that OC books are bad or anything, I just see SO many of them, it gets kinda boring after a bit, y'know. In any case, I feel like if I put this out there, people are gonna want me to write out their stories in detail, and that will make me want to write about them. This description will be coppied and pasted as the "Intro Chapter" of this book, along with the usual disclaimer. Hope you enjoy completely poking a bunch of holes into the works of my heart and soul... because that's what always happens when one puts everything they have into something and then puts it out for the world to see. Haha.