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The Cliché Cupid ||COMPLETED||✔

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|| Highest Ranking - #2 in smart-ass (11 May 2018) ||

Andrea Red is a girl with a wild imagination. After reading millions of books about the girl that falls in love with a bad boy, she cannot help but loath all bad boys and their cockiness, charms and magic.

So, when one day, she wishes for a perfect love life, Cupid hears it and decides to fulfill her wish. And when Cupid wants something done, he gets it done.

After getting shot with the Cupid's famous arrow, Ryder Arrow everyone's favourite bad boy is head over heels in love with Andrea.

But here is the plot twist, he is our typical A class bad boy and it doesn't get any better when he decides to make her life cliché, well, more cliché than it already is. 

But nuh uh, the drama doesn't end here, oh no, Andrea is oblivious to all of this, until it hits her like a train. And her reaction?

Well you have to read to find out!

Join Andrea on this adventure called love, with it's ups and downs and our hero, The Cliché Cupid.

Warning: Contains swearing.
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Started on 5th January 2018
Ended on 8th October 2019
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 Other achievement(s): 
                                  #3 in smart-ass (17/5/18)
                                  #4 in smart-ass (03/6/18)
                                  #5 in smart-ass (16/5/18)
                                  #5 in cupid (16/12/18) 
                                  #16 in Cupid (16/10/18)
                                  #23 in humour (7/5/18)
                                  #27 in humour (6/5/18)
                                  #28 in humour (9/5/15)
                                  #29 in humour (10/5/18)
                                  #31 in humour (4/5/18)
                                  #32 in humour. 
                                  #34 in humour. 
                                  #37 in humour.All Rights Reserved

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Between the Lines | ✓ by sareyen

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Cupid's Twain by Preshytreenah

"What? Who said anything about liking him? No! I don't like him". I replied quickly. "Stop lying to yourself... You can't beat Cupid". She said. "I said I don't like him, now you're talking about love?" I scoffed. "Yeah...You two make such a perfect Cupid's pair". She squealed, then blushed...."just like Carlos and I, don't ya think?" "Carlos is way out of your league, no offense but you're totally different from him, you're the opposite of him!". "That's my point...law of magnetic force states that...unlike forces attracts, while like forces repel...see? I and Carlos are unlike...we're perfect for each other....you and Aiden are also unlike...he's a bad boy....you're a..i wouldn't say good girl tho buh you're his opposite, thus you're perfect for each other". She said with much confidence as she smiled. She's totally lost It.. I stared at her, my left eyebrow, twitching.... "Did you hit your head?" I asked... "No..c'mon!" She groaned. "You're saying nonsense....I can never be attracted to an obnoxious, pompous brat like him". I scoffed. "Keep lying to yourself". She sighed. "Just wait till you guys fall in love and i remind you of this day...meanwhile, i'll post something on my blog, tagging you guys 'Cupid's couple, pair, match...no Twain...yeah Twain, not much people use the word Twain like the word couple...so it'll be hashtag 'Cupid's Twain". She winked at me "I'll kill you" I told her... "You won't....you know you love me". She pouted.

Don't Call Me Baby by rveleva

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Beside Him by sPoNgE_b0b

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Between the Lines | ✓

[BxB] Alexander Smith has a love-hate relationship with trashy online novels, scoffing at the problematic main leads, clueless protagonists and the rampant use of cliches. He never understood why the kind protagonist always chose the abusive 'badboy' main lead in every inane love-triangle, especially when there was a wholesome, gentle second lead head-over-heels in love with her that was, frankly, the key ingredient for a fulfilling and loving relationship. So, when Alexander is in a fatal accident and his soul is transplanted into the fictional body of his most hated 'badboy' main lead, he makes it his new life's mission to rewrite the story - he will make the protagonist fall for the kind second lead, he will reinvent his character to be a functional member of society, and he will definitely, definitely stay out of drama. But hey, this is fiction, and fiction loves drama. *** Note: this story is in no way referencing or making fun of any books online (well, none apart from my own), and I am in no way hating on cliches - I am a sucker for the project partners cliche and 'forced to share a bed' trope. Please don't take this story seriously - because I didn't! #1 lgbtfiction (10/08/21) #1 comedy (03/11/21) #2 transmigration (25/08/21) #5 gay (20/08/21) #7 bxb (11/11/21) #11 boyxboy (15/10/21) #12 lgbt (20/08/21) #12 bxb (14/11/21) #79 romance (20/08/21)