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The Cliché Cupid ||COMPLETED||✔

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|| Highest Ranking - #2 in smart-ass (11 May 2018) ||

Andrea Red is a girl with a wild imagination. After reading millions of books about the girl that falls in love with a bad boy, she cannot help but loath all bad boys and their cockiness, charms and magic.

So, when one day, she wishes for a perfect love life, Cupid hears it and decides to fulfill her wish. And when Cupid wants something done, he gets it done.

After getting shot with the Cupid's famous arrow, Ryder Arrow everyone's favourite bad boy is head over heels in love with Andrea.

But here is the plot twist, he is our typical A class bad boy and it doesn't get any better when he decides to make her life cliché, well, more cliché than it already is. 

But nuh uh, the drama doesn't end here, oh no, Andrea is oblivious to all of this, until it hits her like a train. And her reaction?

Well you have to read to find out!

Join Andrea on this adventure called love, with it's ups and downs and our hero, The Cliché Cupid.

Warning: Contains swearing.
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Started on 5th January 2018
Ended on 8th October 2019
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                                  #3 in smart-ass (17/5/18)
                                  #4 in smart-ass (03/6/18)
                                  #5 in smart-ass (16/5/18)
                                  #5 in cupid (16/12/18) 
                                  #16 in Cupid (16/10/18)
                                  #23 in humour (7/5/18)
                                  #27 in humour (6/5/18)
                                  #28 in humour (9/5/15)
                                  #29 in humour (10/5/18)
                                  #31 in humour (4/5/18)
                                  #32 in humour. 
                                  #34 in humour. 
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