Got a Lucky Mate (S.L.O.W. U.P.D.A.T.E)

That one and only fvcking moment nung may balak ligawan si crush/bestfriend na one-of-the-pulubing-palakang-bitch-ever-sa-buhay-ko so lets just call her OOTPPBSBK or Maja for short not pants. Ano'ng gagawin mo? Tumunganga? Magpakasenti? Mukmok? Di ko kayang tanggapin moment solo sa karaoke? Well that's a BIG NO NO for Shanttel Fran Lee or so on I call myself. I have a plan, a simple plan na yayanig sa mundo ng palakang yan ng mago away na siya sa buhay ko with matching moves pa from 2ne1. Its called OPERATION: BAYGON kung saan papatayin ko ang mga peste sa happy ever after namin ni Gian Carlo Ro. Game ka ba? Kung game ka press start na wag nang magpatumpiktumpik pa boom kara-karaka! -- "Till death do us part. I love you Abby and I will always do." Ouch! What a confession esplen mali ka ata ng address baka dito ka sa harap ko hindi sa kanya!!!!!!!!! Tapos yung babaeng yun! With matching tears of joy pa siyang gaga siya ambisyosang palaka! I will always love you ka jan patay na si Whittney mga gago!!!! Till death do you part? Well my name is Death and I am the one who'll part you so chupi! 'Cause my operation will start now. And at the end of it? G A M E O V E R.