ew, that's so gross
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i'm a scorpio which means I'm a bitch - wow I'm that person that blames their bad personality traits on their star sign. im also ginger to make matters worse - needless to say, im a fairly aggressive person. so, like the basic bitch I am, im going to rant about all the shit that annoys me. this could be disastrous, but yolo.
I haven't said it yet but this is a little rant book about shit that pisses me off
also, I should warn you now, I swear a lot and I say a lot of inappropriate stuff. read with caution, but read it anyway😊 I'm also using shifty grammar and lowercase because I cannot be arsed with it. these are literally the thoughts that come to the top of my head, ain't nobody got time with fancy grammatical bullshit
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