Lord of the Robins

There was nothing Robin loved more than involuntary interdimensional travel. He was absolutely delighted to be thrown through a portal into another world filled with Dwarves, Elves, and cranky old men. Just his cup of tea.

When an enterprising corporation builds a gateway to Middle Earth with the intention of plundering the worlds untapped natural resources, Robin is thrust through, and into the madness of the Fellowship of the Ring. His skill set, while not exactly designed to handle preternatural giant spiders and curmudgeonly dragons, makes for a lively trip through the land. He has no doubt: this is one trip that wont leave him whelmed.