The mad world of Lou.
"Oh boy, I have never been able to be described by a book. Umm my name is Lou, short for Logan. No, Logan is not always a guy's name, it can be a girl's name too. The author I created in my head, has one job; to write my life story. It gets crazy sometimes, but I think there is a plot here somewhere. Hey Author, that sentence two lines above, yeah that, I think it is punctuated incorrectly. Also Author is a really bad name, how about Goo. Lou and Goo, no doesn't work, fine. I've decided on a name, no matter your opinion. Isiana, so we can be Lou&Isiana. It's a joke, get it? Welp, I've dragged on enough time to go.